Bob the nextdoor neighbor

**Nextburner** · #1 08-28-2008, 12:08 AM

Bob the nextdoor neighbor

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is

finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs

downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands

Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word,

Bob says, "I'll give you $$800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and

stands naked

infront of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $$800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up

in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to

the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It

was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great! the husband says, "did he drop off

the $$800 he owes me?"

aRMY83 · #2 08-30-2008, 04:34 PM

Nextburner....

That one my friend is great! As a matter of fact, I think I cracked a rib laughing so darn hard....